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I’m currently working as a US contractor in Iraq. I’ll be here for the majority of this calendar year, with a month for R&R back in the states in april/may. Guys outnumber girls on this base at least 10 to 1, and we have a “good” female population.

A few months before I left the US, I met a super awesome girl who decided she wanted to stick with me even though I was going to spend the next 11 of 12 months in the middle east. I chat with her or call her everyday and we’re stronger than ever. We sometimes also have video chats over skype. (i think you can put two and two together)

Anyway, for Christmas, I bought her a vibrator. I figured if I wasn’t going to be there to provide for her, I’ll get her the next best thing. It’s called a Layaspot, cost me 50 bucks, and she won’t stop raving about it. It’s even compact and can be hands free, so apparently it’s perfect to use DURING sex (which is a bonus).

I’m pretty sure she didn’t even know the fleshlight existed before I brought it up in a joke one day, and she looked it up and was kinda amazed. I even joked around “well, I did buy you a vibrator”

Fast forward to today, when I get my Valentine’s presents from my girlfriend. Two boxes. We’re video chatting over Skype so she can see my reaction.

And there it is. Big plastic black flashlight lookin tube. WIth a bright pink jelly sock feeling thing. The end of course is fashioned to look like a vagoo, and the inside is kinda silky feeling. Better yet, the way the thing’s designed, it definitely “pulls” my finger when I stick it inside. This could be pretty interesting.

Oh, yeah. I got Hershey’s Hugs and Kisses too.

Well, my girlfriend didn’t really want to witness the fireworks, (i guess her using her device is more visually stimulating… and I’d agree) so she left for work and me to my own devices.

The instructions say that you can warm it up with some hot water…. so I do that. I grab some of the warming KY Jelly that my girlfriend also thoughtfully included. I Fire up some big natural titty porn. (Ana from Bangbros, and then some Gianna)

I had my reservations.

1. It looks kinda weird. Like some kinda alien space ship with a vagina powered booster rocket.
2. It’s a little weighty, at about 2 lbs, not quite the ease of use as “Good Ole Righty”
3. I’d be essentially fucking an inanimate object. Is this one step before sheep? Have I gone too far? Are any stuffed animals safe now? Body pillows? I mean, if you’d fuck an alien space tube, what’s worse?

But…. it was a gift from my girlfriend. I do love her. A well thought gift, considering she knows of my plight. My plight is that it’s been about 4 months since my last sexy time… and I had never gone more than a month in the last 8 years. I’d pretty much fuck a hole in the wall if it didn’t cause me serious bodily harm. So… what the heck? I’ll give it a shot.

So, big titties are being bounced around on my computer screen, warm the bishop up the old fashion way… apply generous amounts of KY, and away we go.

And instantly I think….

Why the hell did I wait 3 months to get one of these?

It felt freaking fantastic. Like, obviously not like the REAL thing, but damn close enough. It’s certainly better than the bad and mediocre blow jobs I’ve had in my life… but not quite as good as an expert one. And if I wasn’t such a breast fetishist, I would rank it above titty fucking in terms of feeling (since it definitely has a grip).

And’s the kicker: it grips. You can even ADJUST the amount of suction by unscrewing or screwing the cap on the bottom (PROTIP: much more difficult with lubed up hands, still need to have the washcloth handy anyway)

And when Old Faithful blew, it was definitely a blowjob/sex quality explosion as opposed to a “jerking it” explosion. The quality was right up there.

Sure… there’s a bit more prep time and cleanup time than the “hand jerk it into the cum rag” method… but when you want to treat yourself: this is the way of the future, gentlemen.

So, if you have a long distance girlfriend, don’t have a girlfriend, or just want some better competition so you don’t have to fuck some ugly ass broads… this is your answer. The Fleshlight.

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The inserts can handle fairly hot water, I would make sure the water is hot but not boiling, and leave for about 6-7 minutes. It also helps if you heat the fl case as this can maintain the heat for longer, hope this helps.

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I mentioned before that I ordered a Fleshlight l(vortex mouth) for my dad’s Christmas gift. I did not want to put it under the tree, as I did not want embarrass him and did not know how my mom would react.

So I wrapped a Starbucks Gold card and put it under the tree. I gave it to him in a plastic box with a bottle of Astroglide and a tube of Equate Jelly when my mom went to the store. He was really happy with it. He did put it in the trunk of his car for now, but said he will probably tell my mom about it.

I talked to him this morning and he had not tried it yet since my mom is off today. He will have to wait until she goes back to work on Monday.

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my first instinct was a reaction to the fact that i’d been fucking the ‘artists rendition of a pussy’ over the past few years. raven’s pussy lips are much more textured than the standard fleshlight lady pussy lips. the new texture and gentle pussy lip folds are sometimes a hinderance and an annoyance on the base of my shaft when i had plunged all the way in, but are also sometimes a welcome addition to my masturbation session as i lightly worked my cock head tip gently in and out and around the folds of her pussy lips.

perhaps the strangest aspect to the raven riley pussy is what i like to call the black hole effect. on the original pussy insert, there is basically a dome and on top sits the pussy slot. the raven pussy is kind of opposite. if you start from the outside, the puffy outsides of the pussy slope inwards towards the pussy slot. at first this kind of helps guide your dick right into the hole when you’re not looking at it. eventually when you’re trying to thrust all the way inside, there seems to be an excessive amount of ‘padding’ or extra flesh around the pussy opening and seems to be blocking you from really pushing about another 1/2 inch further inside her.

upon first entry, the canal is very tight, and there is a bit of resistance since there aren’t little areas for the lube to pool up and collect like how the wonderwave and stu keep themselves slick. you may need to lube it a 2nd or 3rd time just to get going smoothly enough for you to enjoy it. i like it as slick as possible, so i like to work a little lube in with my fingers.

at first that inverted node is not very noticeable, but as soon as you become aware of it, you’ll keep trying to rub the tip of your dick past that one spot over and over. if you go fast, it seems to act a little sluggish. if you go slowly, it tends to revert itself when you least expect it. it’s probably the only time the fleshlight has delivered an unpredictable feeling. this inverted node may be more or less pleasurable depending on your excitement level. i find that when i’m really hard it is just wonderful.

if you can make it beyond the node, and past the next slightly wider chamber, you’re greeted with overly enlarged wonderwave type ribs. i was only able to enjoy these case free. if you remove the insert from the case and slide it down further than normal, you can take advantage of these ribs. they are like that inverted node, only a bit more predictable. they feel more like flippers than like a texture, so they can sometimes feel a bit heavy handed, but always very nice.

perhaps the greatest feeling this insert can deliver is that it doesn’t actually stimulate you too much. if you take the stamina training unit as an example, those unforgiving nubs are constantly dragging you towards the finish line. this gentle contracting and expanding interior merely hints at the pleasure it can deliver. given the somewhat overly tight entry, and the somewhat deeper than necessary inverted node, this insert has you constantly chasing the dragon. at certain moments you hit your stride and feel as if the point of no return is right around the corner, so you hold off. then when you go for it again, you can feel that the inverted node is somewhat out of reach. i felt that these subtle changes in feelings are a pretty good metaphor for how a woman’s real pussy can change in a moments notice. it keeps you guessing, and always feeling slightly different

this is probably the least intense insert out of the textured inserts, but because of that, it keeps you constantly stroking away for most of your session. the inverted node appears to retain a good amount of lube, so if you stay deep inside there should be enough lube so that it never gets abrasive or annoying. if the super ribbed is a 10, and the stu is an 8.5, i’d say this is about a 4.5. that being said, when you are close to the edge, and you’re thrusting all the way in - really working that inverted node for all it’s worth - the intensity is more like a 7.5 - where i’d place the wonderwave. but keep in mind, the intensity is only a momentary brush past your dick head, and not a constant bunch of ribs working your entire shaft, so i find myself wanting to speed up the thrusts, as well as concentrating on that inverted node and trying to push back and forth past it as many times as possible before my orgasm subsides.

what is the most underrated aspect of the insert is that you can keep stroking past the initial orgasm. many people have said, and even complained, that immediately after orgasm, you can’t keep stroking with the fleshlight - especially the textured inserts. i personally felt that the speed bump was the worst because of this. i was literally taken by shock as i crested over my first orgasm in the lotus insert. it was heightening and teasing the orgasm out of me, rather than ripping it out forcefully. i would normally slow or drastically reduce the distance of my strokes after the second pump of cum because it became far too sensitive even in the wonderwave, my favorite insert. i now found myself stroking fully and almost wondering in amazement, as though i’d become multi-orgasmic, as i slid the fleshlight all the way up and down my throbbing cock milking every last bit of cum out of my still hard and twitching cock. products can always be improved upon, but right now, i haven’t used anything other than my lotus since it showed up a month ago. thanks ILF!